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Computer Humor
You
know it's time to turn off your computer when...
1 - You wake up at 3 am to go to the
bathroom... and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
2 - You name your first two children
"Eudora" and "Dotcom".
3 - You turn off your modem and get
this awful empty feeling... as if you'd just pulled the plug on a loved
one.
4 - You spend half of the plane trip
with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
5 - You decide to stay in college for
an additional year or two... just for the FREE Internet access.
6 - You laugh at people with 14.4 baud
modems.
7 - You start using smileys in your
snail mail.
8 - You find yourself typing "com"
after every period when using a word processor.com.
9 - You can't call your mother... she
doesn't have a modem.
10 - You check your mail... It says "no
new messages".... so you check it again.
11 - You don't know what gender your
Best 3 Friends are... because they have neutral screen names... and
you never bothered to ask.
12 - You move into a new house and
decide to Netscape
13 - You tell the cab driver you live
at http://SanDiego.com/Oldtown/redhouse/125.htm.
14 - You start tilting your head
sideways to smile.
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