16 Funny Quotes to Celebrate
Mother's Day
By Noel Jameson
Moms definitely have their humorous moments and
these 16 funny quotes are testimony to the laughs that mothers often enjoy (and
sometimes endure). This Mother's Day, share these funny quotes with your mom and
enjoy a moment of shared love and laughter.
1. "Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat
their young." ~ Author Unknown
2. "Mothers are all slightly insane." ~ J.D.
Salinger
3. "I want my children to have all the things I
couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." ~ Phyllis Diller
4. "There is only one pretty child in the world,
and every mother has it." ~ Chinese Proverb
5. "It takes a woman twenty years to make a man
of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him." ~ Helen
Rowland
6. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is
that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original
meal has never been found." ~ Calvin Trillin
7. "A suburban mother's role is to deliver
children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after." ~ Peter De Vries
8. "It would seem that something which means
poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but
the desire to beget children is a natural urge." ~ Phyllis Diller
9. "All women become like their mothers. That is
their tragedy. No man does. That's his." ~ Oscar Wilde
10. "A mother is a person who seeing there are
only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care
for pie." ~ Tenneva Jordan
11. "You don't really understand human nature
unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every
time around - and why his parents will always wave back." ~William D. Tammeus.
12. "Working mothers are guinea pigs in a
scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life." ~
Author Unknown
13. "Any mother could perform the jobs of several
air-traffic controllers with ease." ~ LisaAlther
14. "My mother had to send me to the movies with
my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that
the adults had to pay." ~ KareemAbdul-Jabbar
15. "My mother had a great deal of trouble with
me, but I think she enjoyed it." ~ Mark Twain
16. "My mother's menu consisted of two choices:
Take it or leave it." ~ Buddy Hackett
Yes, children often give their mothers something to laugh about. Hopefully it
makes up for the things their children will inevitably do to make them cry. This
year celebrate the humorous side of Mother's Day with a few good laughs and
share these funny quotes with your mom.
About the Author: For more funny quotes, check
out the popular funny quotes section of Famous-Quotes-And-Quotations.com,
a website that specializes in 'Top 10' lists of quotations in dozens of
categories.
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